hemobloggin

2009-02-08T10:58:00.000-08:00

I had plans of making this really elaborate bowling video, but it didn't pan out so well. I swear I shot at least an hour of footage complete with double and triple angles, and multi point perspectives. I don't know what happened, but here it is. Bowling is all I can do right now, wait i can ride a bike too, so that's top notch. Anyway here it is.

2009-02-05T20:38:00.000-08:00

Jordan's reaction after being confronted about his gayish beverage choice. ( there may or may not have been a banana garnish in that drink previously.)

2009-02-05T20:29:00.000-08:00

Jordan looks slightly gayish when choosing his beverage. ( i'm guessing he's going to pick the green one.)
The vision of a true drunk. Look closely at how tight Will's lips are wrapped around that glass. Not a drop spilled, not a drop.
High hopes.

2009-02-05T20:26:00.000-08:00

Jons crazy eyes are like a virus. Look here Seth's got it bad.

2009-02-05T20:18:00.000-08:00

Someone once told me horror stories about Jordans COKE addiction. But i never thought i would see it in person. Three at a time, that shit is criminal.

part two of the third worst trip ever

2009-02-05T19:05:00.000-08:00

dont drink that cup!

this is right after shad pulled off the most impressive Magic Johnson impression to date. look how happy he is. meanwhile eric looks a little lost, and jodan punched me shortly after this. thats his punching face.

thats a skull candy chain. behind that chain is jordans mfm face.

this vest is apart of the jordan mendenhall collection.

jons crazy eye takes a break when he is learning.

jon always has this face when he hands you anything. its really fucked up. this is why he was fired from the ashbury booth.

im going to guess that this is mike haker... but it could be lance haker. it could be both. like haker? i think so!

nandy

shad left his mouth open like this before every meal. he wouldnt shut it until the server put food in his mouth. so embarrassing.

will and a bearded man

there is that crazy eye again

johnny

"hi, my name is teeth, and this fellow behind me is jordan. its nice to meet you."

waking up to this every morning was a treat.

jon looks really good right here. really good. tip top shape.

shad (or johnny is what i like to call him) is acting right here. notice the sucked in cheeks, and the way he is acting like he is raising his beer to someone across the way? pure talent.

here we have jordan trying to out do jons above picture. jordan looks way better than jon. way better. tip top shape.

shad brought his camera. i promise.

Third worst trip ever!

2009-02-04T17:29:00.000-08:00

Look how excited they are! Little do they know they'll spend the next 60 hours on their feet with little to no sleep talking to perfect strangers about absolutely nothing. Yay.
This guy was not happy about his most recent case of crabs. Come on those little guys never hurt anybody, give them a break! I mean if it said f#@#k you herpes, then I could understand. Because herpes is for life!
Jon's core temperature was rising at an alarming rate upon exiting the las vegas airport, so he proceeded to remove his jacket. Our entourage was then encompassed by an arctic blast after entry in to the luxor hotel/casino( yeah it's a pyramid). Jon then put his jacket on over his backpack officially becoming the most handsome hunchback. You look great Jon!
Sweet tats bros!
This slightly blurred image is the infamous Matt Ryan. I couldn't get this guy to stand still for anything. It's like trying to get a clear picture of a humming bird. Obviously I didn't have a camera with a capable shutter speed. He currently holds the land speed record for two legged mammals.
The scariest human alive! It's weird how he always looks like he just got back from disposing of a chopped up body in the desert. I've got some advice for you Jon in the next picture. That's right, I didn't say pic, I hate when people say pic, it's annoying. I mean honestly, how hard is it to say picture? or even photo?
   Cover them shit's up!
   Gross.
Okay so this guy wouldn't step out of character for anything, ANYTHING!! I tried to slap the guy a mellow high five and the conversation went something like this: Elvis, "No way man I'm not touching you!" Then I was like, "Are you serious?" Then straight outta Graceland was all, "Yeah I don't want to get sick!" Then I was like "Where's your parachute asshole!"
Go go gadget arm! I mean gnarm, we're boarders.
This is the first time will met Heikki Sorsa. He was ecstatic! I've never seen Will so happy!
It's the damnedest thing, Brian Craighill only drinks out of boot. Yeah I said boot! Do you see a pair of boots? I didn't think so.
Apparently Corey has been in the nevada desert region for 8 weeks straight. Will somebody get this guy a glass of water? He seems to be a little parched.
In spite of Wills most heroic effort, he just wasn't heavy enough to get that damn bar down!
Thank God for shad! He showed up with some serious muscle.
Corey Smith wants someones nuts in a vice!
   Jordan or Peter? Peter or Jordan?
   I've got nothin.....
Good Old fat knee and fat face. I guess the camera added 10 pounds directly to Wills face.
You ain't ever seen my movies? benny and Joon? That was a good one! 21 jumpstreet?

Jon got a job as the official catalog distributor at the Ashbury booth. He was shortly fired after this photo was taken. I've known Jon for a while now, and I've yet to see him blink.
   Marc Frank was there.
Look at the seamless blend of strawberry blond locks, you can't tell where one ends and the other begins.
Some one decided to whip up a PB & J on my tray table.
I got Terje's autograph....No big deal. My hand has been in a hyperbaric chamber ever since.
If Magic Johnson can cure Aids with his smile(and Money), then why cant I?
This dude was seriously freaking me out! To hell with racial profiling, look for the white guy reading 1000 different ways to kill someone with your bare hands. Look closely at those moves. Sketchy.
   Skymall.....amazing. Seriously wtf??
   I love copper.